Thats what I’d say to Blake Lively after camping outside her house for a few days. Deranged fan? …Perhaps…
Here’s how it would go down..
Blake Lively: Hi there, how are you? It’s always so good to meet fans
Me: Blakey you are fit 
Blakey Lively: Blakey?? Is that a joke…I don’t even know you and now you’re giving me these creepy nicknames!
Me: B-b-blakey..you are fit..
Blake Lively: Oh…I see..*pages security*
[Security zap me with a tazer gun]
Me: WHY BLAKEYYYYY WHYYYY! All I wanted to do was bask in the glory of your fitness!
Then she’d realize it was all a big misunderstanding and probably would give me some money.
Anyway here she is at the premiere of Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants 2
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